I CUDDLED WITH PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I’M A PIMP.
I STABBED a dog because i’m good in bed.
i ate my boyfriend because im sexy like that
I slept with the cookie monster because i love to snort cocaine
I ran naked with your mom because I’m sexy like that. (;
(via tatyybabyy)
I shot some crackheads because I’m a pimp.
I smoked with - Paris Hilton - because I love marijuana. no. why.
I ran naked with a teletubby because I’m sexy like that.
I shot some crack heads because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I ran naked with a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs.
I smoked with a french fry because I’m sexy like that.
I stabbed a drink because i love marijuana
I shot - Paris Hilton - because I’m sexy like that
some crack heads...hoes keep stealing my tacos.
i ran naked with...i’m gay…….. awks… i’m not gay….
I slept with your mom because I’m gay.Fair enough.
i have a noodle in
stabbed the trojan man...I’m good in bed ;D
I needed a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. lol
I needed your grandma
I stabbed a french fry because the hoes keep stealing my tacos. xD
shanked a bag of weed...i smoked crack. ;(
i cuddled with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I slept with a telatubby because I love marijuana hahha
I ran shirtless with my lover because I’m sexy like that.. o.o
i stabbed a hippie...hoes keep stealing my tacos
I banged my boyfriend, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
ate, my boyfriend...have AMAZING boobs for Sandy
I banged a dog because I love to snort cocaine.